Lesson One (Jizz Club 2.)

"Jesus, Sybil. These kids are so *dumb.*" Stanley Wojnak said, slumping
into a bar seat. The bartender waved to him, and began to pour him a

"Slow learners?" Sybil asked, nursing her port. He'd been a little late
for their accustomed Friday after-work drink, and she'd started without

"Naw, naw. Hell, they're brighter than I am. I think Sesame Street's
covering SQL these days. They knew more about Oracle outa college than I
knew after ten years of database wrangling. I dunno why the company ever
thought they needed a mentor. Good God, are they morons around chicks,

"But they're so cute!" she objected. "A couple of earnest, handsome
young men like your boys shouldn't have any trouble getting dates."

"Oh, they get plenty of dates," Stanley conceded, "it's making their
dates happy where they're blockheads."

Sybil nodded. "Ah, your real area of expertise."

Stanley had the good taste to blush. Barely. "I'm not the only expert
tease in the room" he said, and winked. The wink brought a flood of very
pleasant memories, and Sybil felt a rush of heat blossom in her chest. She
wondered, not for the first time, how the hell he did it. It wasn't like
Stanley was a particularly handsome man, or exceptionally well dressed, or
well spoken. But when he looked at her like that...

"They come into the office with this week's sob story of breakups and
strikeouts," he continued, "and I just want to shake the both of them.
They're cocky where they should be humble, and then meek just when they
need to be bold. I try to explain to them how they're getting it all

"Do you tell them that?"

"I've tried to give 'em a couple tips, but it's so hard to explain..."

"Maybe you need to give them a hands-on lesson," she teased.

He met her eye, grinned back. "Maybe I do."

The epiphany about his meaning arrived and she broke eye contact, her
face hot, and took a drink of her port, trying to regain her composure.
She could feel a throbbing between her legs.

"You son of a bitch," she said quietly.

He sipped his bourbon and said nothing.

"You want to gang bang me." she accused.

"You haven't said no yet."

She opened her mouth, pressed the tip of her tongue to her upper teeth,
held it there. "Maybe," she said.

He smiled, delighted. "That's my Sybil!" He leaned over and kissed her,
and she gasped into his mouth, startled at the force of her arousal.


The weekend passed, the week began. She was laying out a brochure on
Tuesday when email arrived from Stanley. It's full text:

My place Friday night?

She replied:

Head count?

The next message, a minute later was possibly the shortest email she'd
ever recieved:


She went back to the brochure. Very little got done. A half-hour
later, another very short email:


She replied,

Yeah, fine.

Five minutes later, Stanley was knocking on her office door.

He sat down on a corner of her desk. "Sybil, hon, this is totally
optional," he said.

She glared at him.

"I thought it would be fun," he said. "It was a mistake. Please,
forget about it.

She stood. "Come with me," she said, and led him to the only corner of
her office completely invisible from the corridor.

"Get on your knees," she demanded.

He hesitated. They'd never so much as kissed at the office in all their
years of various sorts of intimacy.

"Get on your fucking knees!" she whispered between clenched teeth.

He complied, somewhat awkwardly.

She hiked her skirt up, tugged her pantyhose and panties down her
thighs, inverting them in the process. She pointed to the gusset, which
was glistening in the fluorescent light of her office. "You see that?" she

He nodded.

"That's what your little 'mistake' has been doing to me, you distracting
bastard. Now lick!" and she pulled his head hard against her groin, her
fingers gripping his thinning hair. As his tongue found her clit she took
a great shuddering breath.

Finding the angle at which he could actually get her off with his mouth
took a couple minutes of adjustment and negotiation. A couple minutes
after that, she was gnawing on the knuckles of one hand, while the other
propped her up against a wall as she rode out a shuddering orgasm against
his face.

He stood, his hair dishevelled, his face shining. "God, baby--you are
so hot! Feel how hard I am."

She kissed him gently on the cheek, patted his hair down into a
semblance of order (too much would be as suspicious as too little on
Stanley, she thought to herself), and twisted out of his arms. "I trust
you," she said, bubbling with delicious schadenfraude at his discomfort.
"You'd better get back to your department before you're missed."


Friday, they happened to meet in the lobby on their way out, and walked,
largely silent, down to their bar. The bartender greeted them merrily as
they came in. "Hey, Ted!" Sybil said, "Two teas, please." Ted cocked an

"Earl Grey for me. Stanley?"

"Um...English Breakfast," he said uncertainly.

When the bartender was out of earshot, he turned to Sybil. "Tea!?"

She smiled sweetly at him. "'Marry, sir, drink provokes the desire, but
takes away the performance. Drink may be said to be an equivocator with
lechery. It makes him, and it mars him.'"

"Shakespeare?" he said. "I didn't know you'd been so disappointed with
my performance in the past."

"You've been lovely, Stanley, but today you have to set an example. And
you're not so young--"

"--As I once was, yeah," he grumbled, ripping open two packets of sugar
and pouring them into his tea.


The worst part was between the arrival of the first and the second of
Stanley's tutees. Small talk was unbearable, and discussion of what was
planned impossible. Any uncertainty Sybil had harbored as to whether the
boys had been told what was planned was dispelled by the way Jim Li was
looking at her, with a peculiar mixture of terror and hunger. Stanley, for
his part, seemed infuriatingly relaxed, chuckling merrily at his own
anecdotes of company politics.

When Peter Snodgrass arrived, she felt a rush of relief. If this was a
lesson in how to please a woman, her task now was simply to relax and be
pleased. Yeah, right--relaxed. There was a buzzing in her head, as she
looked from boy to boy to man. Stanley wasn't usually prone to pedantry,
but the situation seemed to bring out the lecturer in him, and her
attention drifted in and out of his soliloquy.

"...isn't some particular technique. It's more a state of mind that's
open to your own desires and those of your partner..."and more bromides,
many true all uselessly vague.

"A woman like Sybil here doesn't want to be hesitantly kissed," he
explained to the boys. "Everyone stand up."

Standing, he took her by the waist and the back of her head, and kissed
her hard; gripped her by the hair and pulled her head back to bite and
nuzzle at her throat so she moaned and gasped. Then he propped her back up
and took a step back. "Jim, you try."

The boy stepped forward, his hands clenching and unclenching. He
smelled good. She smiled warmly at him. Suddenly he grabbed her waist.

"Firm doesn't mean hasty," Stanley scolded. "Try again."

Jim pulled his arms back, nodded, and took hold of her once more. He
kissed her hard, his lips and tongue tight and palpably anxious, his skin
hot and a little damp.

She ran the tips of her fingers through the close-cropped hair on the
back of his neck and she felt his shoulders relax a bit, felt his kisses
soften. "Kiss me for yourself, because you want to feel my lips," she
whispered into his mouth. "yes, that's good."

A minute later, she knew he was hers. When he released her, she shook
herself and grinned.

She turned to Peter. "You," she said, and glided up to him, sliding her
hands up his chest, around his neck, pulling his face down to nip and suck
at his mouth. When she had him whimpering and shuddering against her, she
stepped back feeling energized, electric. "They pass," she announced to
Stanley. "Next lesson."

"Um, right." he said. "Next, um..."

"Oral sex."



"Oral sex then. When you go down on--"

But Sybil was already on her knees in front of Stanley, nuzzling at the
stiff bulge in his slacks with her open mouth, blowing hot air through the
weave of the fabric.

"Many women like to, um. Oh!"

Now she was gnawing at it through the fabric of his pants, massaging his
balls with one hand, while the other cupped his ass, pulling his groin
against her face.

"What Sybil's demonstrating here is a oh um..."

His zipper was down, his pants were down, she was sucking hungrily at
the head of his cock, while squeezing the shaft in her hand. She knelt
back to admire her handiwork. Stanley's cock curved aggressively upward
like a scimitar, bouncing a bit with his pulse. He siezed the opportunity
to sit down, spreading his legs for her to continue her sucking. But she
had moved on.

Peter Snodgrass's cock was slender and pink as a flamingo's neck, and
felt lovely against the back of her mouth as she bobbed her head on it,
watching his face as he moaned and clenched his fists. His knees were
about to give out when she left him to clamber gracelessly out of his
trousers as she descended on Jim to take his straight, exquisitely-shaped
cock into her mouth.

She stood and pointed at Stanley. "Condom. Now." Her own clothes came
off her in a flurry. He'd barely gotten the condom on, when she straddled
him and descended.

It was going to be a lovely night.

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